It has been awhile since I have done one of these, due mostly to the fact that I am lazy and a little anal. Mrs Core refers to this as being overly dramatic. I am not sure what that even means…
As of late, I have been concerned that my testosterone levels are dipping a little. No, the plumbing is fine, but glossiness and shine of my ear fuzz has been diminishing. And the old guy is known for his spectacular ear fuzz comb over. So yes, I have been a bit edgy.
Mrs Core’s solution, why don’t we do up a couple of younger looks for fun. I of course said it was a great idea, I am nothing if not fluid…flexible…open to change?!?!
So here we are, out and about, taking the kids for a test drive. Notice the glossy comb over. What happens some kid walkin’ by makes a comment about Mrs Core’s assets. Now you have been wondering how senile I have gotten, as this story started with me talkin’ testosterone. Well, nothing spikes a fella’s testosterone like the sound of an engine, cold ice packs on the back of his neck and the opportunity to show off in front of a girl he likes. The words barely hit the air and I had one of those moments. The old guy, would have heard the words, evaluated the kid, given the kid the old guy look, the kid would have walked away a little uncomfortable, the end. But no, not this time. Before I knew it I was ready to kick the kid’s ass and running my mouth. Something about throwing him in the river, I think. Absolutely no consideration if I could actually kick his ass. The fact that all I had really done, was hit the spa and roll a few years back in the mirror, didn’t even register. Thankfully Mrs Core leaned into me. I felt a little sidage and the testosterone took me in a whole different direction.
In retrospect, I would have kicked his ass. Old guys have skillz.
Now, baby where did I leave my pills and my glasses…
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