the fountain of youth

It has been awhile since I have done one of these, due mostly to the fact that I am lazy and a little anal.  Mrs Core refers to this as being overly dramatic.  I am not sure what that even means…

…anyway

As of late, I have been concerned that my testosterone levels are dipping a little.  No, the plumbing is fine, but glossiness and shine of my ear fuzz has been diminishing.  And the old guy is known for his spectacular ear fuzz comb over.  So yes, I have been a bit edgy.

Mrs Core’s solution, why don’t we do up a couple of younger looks for fun.  I of course said it was a great idea, I am nothing if not fluid…flexible…open to change?!?!

So here we are, out and about, taking the kids for a test drive.  Notice the glossy comb over.  What happens some kid walkin’ by makes a comment about Mrs Core’s assets.  Now you have been wondering how senile I have gotten, as this story started with me talkin’ testosterone.  Well, nothing spikes a fella’s testosterone like the sound of an engine, cold ice packs on the back of his neck and the opportunity to show off in front of a girl he likes.  The words barely hit the air and I had one of those moments.  The old guy, would have heard the words, evaluated the kid, given the kid the old guy look, the kid would have walked away a little uncomfortable, the end.  But no, not this time.  Before I knew it I was ready to kick the kid’s ass and running my mouth.  Something about throwing him in the river, I think.  Absolutely no consideration if I could actually kick his ass.  The fact that all I had really done, was hit the spa and roll a few years back in the mirror, didn’t even register.  Thankfully Mrs Core leaned into me.  I felt a little sidage and the testosterone took me in a whole different direction.

In retrospect, I would have kicked his ass.  Old guys have skillz.

Now, baby where did I leave my pills and my glasses…

Her Closet

DRESS:  BIG BEAUTIFUL DOLL Rhiannon Dress (new @ the Kinky Event)

SHOES:  N-core N-core ERICA (new @ the Kinky Event)

His Laundry

SHIRT:  [Deadwool] Lorenzo shirt

TROUSERS:  [Deadwool] Tweed trousers

The Tools

PHOTOGRAPHY TOOL: LUMIPro 2018 HUD

POSE:  Ana Poses  The Royals

…but Baby, that is my best line…

Mrs Core does get chatted up a fair bit when we are out and about.  It is actually sort of amusing and usually makes it into my repertoire of stories.  Seriously, you can’t make up better material.  But as an old guy, I can tell you, any line can open the door if you do these two little things.  Smile and make eye contact.  Even “Hi there.  How you doin’?” comes off cute when you look at a girl’s eyes and smile.  Of course a stylish ear fuzz comb over and rockin’ dad bod never hurts either….

Her Closet

OUTFIT:  Salt & Pepper S&P Rebel Outfit – Gacha [jacket – rare, bodysuit, harness, stockings, boots – rare)  (new @ the Epiphany)

HAIR:  *ARGRACE*  Yura (new main store release)

His Laundry

SUIT:  Lapointe & Bastchild Swear Blazer with T-shirt & Swear Slacks

JEWELRY:  RealEvil Industries **RE** Nahlim Necklace S3

ACCESSORIES:  [GOS] Custom Eyewear – SCT; [ kunst ] – Cigarette

HAIR:  no.match no.effect

The Location

!!! BarDeco & Kekeland !!!

The Tools

PHOTOGRAPHY TOOL: LUMIPro 2017 HUD

POSES: hers – Le Poppycock – Adventure calls ; his – Body Language Lean on 09m

Tousled

just something about a girl who looks just a little tousled…oh my

Her Closet

SWEATER:  Silvery K *:..Silvery K..:*Loose feminine(Tops_Pink) (new @ Whimsical)

ACCESSORIES:  Silvery K *:..Silvery K..:*Loose feminine(Armcover_Pink) (new @ Whimsical)

JEWELRY: Silvery K  *:..Silvery K..:*Loose feminine(Choker_Pink); *:..Silvery K..:*Loose feminine(Pearl Necklace_Pink); *:..Silvery K..:*Loose feminine(Leg Chain_Gold); *:..Silvery K..:*Loose feminine(Earings_Light) (new @ Whimsical)

STOCKINGS:  Maitreya Slouch Stockings

HAIR:  TKW Dubet (new @ On9)

The Scene

PROPS:  DYNASTY – Shanghai Escape Gacha (complete set); [CerberusXing] [CX] Juniper Bonsai; unKindness uK – Olympus Fountain Dark

PHOTOGRAPHY TOOL: LUMIPro 2017 HUD

…seemed like a good idea

…well it seemed like a good idea.  Famous last words.

Mrs Core and I were out the other day looking for a place to do a picture.  along the way we stopped for lunch and well the joint had “Root Beer” and not the A&W variety.  It seems that Mrs Core rather liked it and well you know you can’t have just one.  Some how this lead to “Baby, I bet a picture up on that wall by the marquee would look great!”  Ever climb an ice box in heels after a few “root beers”?

Could have been worse, she was talking about matching tattoos…….

Her Closet

TOP:  ISON Bailey Cowl Wrap Top (new @ Uber)

SHORTS:  RealEvil Industries **RE** Bad Girl Shorts

SHOES:  Fri.day Tania Sandals (new @ Uber)

JEWELRY: AvaWay Rianna Rings;  Eclipse Art Studio Belt Piercing Bull;  RealEvil Industries **RE** Venus Bracelet

TATTOO:  Hipster Style Sunflowers Tattoo

HAIR:  Truth Margarita (new @ Uber)

The Scene

PROPS:  Seven Emporium 7 – Ice Machine II XXX (new @ Uber);  Remarkable Oblivion RO – The Salty Sailor – Marquis RARE;  Ex Machina Kensington Wall & Soho Arched Passageway

PHOTOGRAPHY TOOL: LUMIPro 2017 HUD

…attitude

…so I had this idea for a picture.

Mrs Core has been burning up her Lindens at The Epiphany for 4 days now (side note, does anyone know of a good gacha intervention program).  And to be honest she has come away with some really nice things.  But I have to say when she tried on the Pixicat Dragon dress I was “Babe, you gotta have that.”  Of course, she just looked at me and said, “Like you have any say.”  I guess, I should point out that I had spent 3 hours telling her most of what she was trying on was just ok.  I was thinking of my wallet of course.  So off she went, and again, and again, and again, and again.  I think you got the picture.  And of course she never touched the Pixicat.

In the end i wandered the gacha groups, fists full of lindens in my hands asking where I could get this dress.  I met shady characters on seedy sims, took frightening teleports to unseemly places.  To be honest, I was frightened.  Have you ever seen the inner world of gacha trading, those women are ferocious.  In the end, I found it after a rather unsettling conversation with a lady named “Big Ruby” who never lost the ash off her Pallmall through our entire negotiation.

So a little excited that I had managed to pull of the deal.  Picturing a Friday night out her in just the dress and heels, I was feeling pretty good.  So I shot home to present my prize to my wife.  What did I get?  You see the look….attitude.

Couple of side notes, no she is not wearing any panties in this picture.  (Yes, I am a dead man now).  And to be truthful I got a kiss on the cheek, but I am known to tell a story now and again…

Her Closet

DRESS:  Pixicat Dragon.Mini Seductive nr2 (Maitreya) RARE (new @ The Epiphany)

SHOES:  CerberusXing CX Sinister Summer Heel (new @ The Epiphany)

JEWELRY: RealEvil Industries  **RE** Elektra Nails & Rings;  **RE** Miriam Ear Piercings

TATTOO:  White-Widow Snatch

HAIR:  Shi. Octavia V2

The Scene

PROPS: DaD Designs “Aspen Cabin” m/c V.1

PHOTOGRAPHY TOOL: LUMIPro 2017 HUD